“You win again Ma’am.” I was really tired of saying this. For two weeks Mr. President, two infuriating weeks, the Prime Minister has beaten me in every board game we’ve played. Between that and arguing about the sports of Curling versus Hockey, I’ve not had a moment’s rest.
The Prime Minister seems to be fond of winning. Augustus and Jean Luc keep staring at the computer screen. I’m not sure which of the two of them has consumed more coffee. Have you ever seen two people pumped full of caffeine, yet curl up and take a nap at a moment’s notice?
“I’ll ask you for the hundredth time, where are we?” The Prime Minister sighed after winning again. I frowned. “Miss Prime Minister, I’m afraid that for your own safety, I’m not allowed to provide that information.”
We went through this routine at least twenty times a day. This time though, she paused for half a second. Then continued on as if nothing was different. I was on guard, but didn’t say anything. She was up to something.
“I’m hungry, want something?” I shook my head no. “Ma’am, if you are hungry I can cook whatever you require. My Grandmother was a chef.” “I may be a politician, but I’ve never liked to let someone else cook for me when I could. Cooking relaxes me.”
She’s a great cook, almost as good as me, maybe better. She started cooking everything in the cabinets. This lasted for about four days. We we’re actually enjoying each others’ company. Until she sweetly looked at me and said. “We’re out of food, can you go to the store for some eggs?”
I thought I had her. “No need, I have a supplier close to here. What else do you need?” She was rattled, but not allowing it to show. Then she smirked. “Milk, butter, cheese, and chicken.” I matched her smirk.
“I can get all of those in a half hour.” To which she replied. “It took us a day to get here. That narrows it down. You wouldn’t risk a city, it’s an easy target. So we’re on a farm?” I frowned, she laughed. “Why do you think I’ve fixed so many meals the last few days? Surely you really didn’t think I was enjoying your company?”
Augustus spoke up. “No you don’t Camille. Normally I address you as Prime Minister. Now you are behaving as my sister’s child. Tell the man the truth.” My brain was hurting.
As you probably know, it was beyond my clearance, Camille’s Mother was Augustus’ half-sister. This was hidden to protect his family. Augustus’ enemies may have attached family members to get to him. This was the second most important revelation of the day.
The first was a bit more personal. “Tell the man the truth Camille!” She pouted like an eight year old, went to her bedroom, and shut the door. I looked at him. “What is the truth?”
Jean Luc purred oddly. “You’re right Jean Luc, to be so smart, he is a little slow. She likes you my boy, that’s what makes her so furious. Camille is angry at herself every time she sees you because she likes you.” Now I was angry.